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Why I Flipping Hate Nerds

They are actually cool with me, just venting.

1. they live in a medieval fantasy world video game instead of reality generally
2. they always dress up as an animal at special conventions
3. they are an embarrassment
4. they are unwilling to improve their physical power
5. they are often obsessed with exotic Asian cultures
6. they insist on having a figurine of everything they like
7. they clog internet traffic
8. they are scared to play a sport
9. they have unrealistic expectations of society
10. they are a burden on their parents