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Alternative Careers

If you’re unfortunate enough to have to work for a living, a world of opportunity awaits you.

• Wine Label Designer
• Turtleneck Salesman
• Boutique Ice Maker
• Height Measurer
• Audiobook Stenographer
• Bread Designer
• Micro–janitor
• Virtual Restaurateur
• Bed–maker (for presentation, not the construction)
• NBA Expert
• Doily Manufacturer
• Car Crasher